I thought it would be nice to share some of our fun jokes so you can use them too. What child doesn’t enjoy a good joke or two? Whether you’ve got a little one who loves silly wordplay or an older child who enjoys surprising punchlines, hopefully you’ll find a few here that get your family smiling.

These are perfect for school runs, dinner time, bedtime wind-downs, or those quiet little moments where you just want to bring a bit of joy into their day.

Enjoy — and may your home be full of happy giggles.

😄 50 Kid-Friendly Jokes

Knock-Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Lettuce.
   Lettuce who?
   Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
2. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Boo.
   Boo who?
   Don’t cry — it’s just a joke!
3. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Nobel.
   Nobel who?
   Nobel… that’s why I knocked!
4. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Donut.
   Donut who?
   Donut ask — it’s a secret!
5. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Ice cream.
   Ice cream who?
   Ice cream if you don’t open up!
6. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Cow says.
   Cow says who?
   No silly — cow says moo!
7. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Alpaca.
   Alpaca who?
   Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
8. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Interrupting sloth.
   Interrupting slo—
   SLOOOWWW…!
9. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Peel.
   Peel who?
   Peel better now!
10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!

Classic Kids’ Jokes

11. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear!
12. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot!
13. Why did the bicycle fall over?
    Because it was two-tired!
14. What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer!
15. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up!
16. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?
    Frostbite!
17. Why did the tomato blush?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
    Nacho cheese!
19. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot!
20. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!
21. Why was the maths book sad?
    Because it had too many problems.
22. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!
23. What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
    You’d think it’s “R”, but actually it’s the “C”!
24. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts.
25. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
    A dino-snore!
26. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!
27. What do you call a bear in the rain?
    A drizzly bear!
28. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    Because it felt crummy.
29. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
    A milkshake!
30. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers?
    In case he got a hole in one.
31. What’s brown and sticky?
    A stick!
32. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
    Because it had a virus!
33. What do you call a snowman in summer?
    A puddle!
34. Why are ghosts bad liars?
    Because they’re easy to see through.
35. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator!
36. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Because it wasn’t peeling well.
37. What’s a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
    A trom-bone!
38. What do you call a bear with no ears?
    B.
39. Why did the student eat his homework?
    Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
40. What do you call a funny mountain?
    Hill-arious!
41. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
    Sofishticated!
42. Why did the pencil break up with the paper?
    It found someone more attractive.
43. What did one wall say to the other wall?
    “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
44. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing — it just waved.
45. Why are frogs so happy?
    Because they eat whatever bugs them.
46. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe!
47. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
    Because some relationships don’t work out!
48. What’s a cat’s favourite colour?
    Purr-ple!
49. What do you call a scarecrow who’s really good with children?
    A natural “field” parent!
50. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
    “You’re too young to smoke!”